The voice of hell......

So today is monday.... aka: my day of rest..... Well while I was sitting on the computer being a complete bum talking to the Dutchess and Fire Jay the telephone rang..... after reading on the caller ID that it was some 800 number I decided not to answer..... (once again, proving just how lazy I am) ANYWAYS.... the phone rang a few times then all of a sudden I hear it! a MANS voice on my answering machine.... Oh here we go!

Well not only was there a mans voice on my machine, but the message included made me want to SHOOT myself for having any association with my telephone number period.....

The following is word for word what you will hear if you call my house and I dont answer:

"Hey you have reached the Bernhard residence, AINT nobody home to take your call except the dogs, and they are too lazy to answer the phone, so leave a message and maybe we'll call ya back, and maybe we wont"

(Gee I wonder if he was a comedian or something in a previous life? or a mobster, cuz they are the only people I know that use the word "aint" and think its okay...)

Anyways...... first of all... thats NOT my last name, which is why our previous message left out a last name all together, and second of all... GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! How am I supposed to explain that message to my family, my friends, strangers?..... come on now!......

Well luckily they leave on Thursday for their 5th vacation of the year (and yes, I know... Its still January) which will be the day I change the message back to what it used to be..... so until then.... CALL NOTHING BUT MY CELL PHONE NUMBER!!!!!

Frustrated incorporated.....

Have you ever felt like a complete outcast before?.. yeah not fun, especially when its in your own home..... When you wake up and no one acknowledges your exsistence, no one says good morning, no one asks how your day went, it kinda starts to get to ya after a while.... Especially when this total not caring is coming from your own MOTHER!!!! I don't know really how much more faking a smile around them I can do.... its becoming trying.... and when I actually look forward to going to work, you know something isnt right.... so off to work I go!

Guitar Hero = Addiction......

Well I finally broke down and bought the new guitar hero II game for my ps2 after months of saying I wouldn't give in.... but after playing it for an entire weekend up in Albany with Tucker I was showing signs of withdrawl after being home only a few short days.... SO....with my latest addiction fulfilled, I feel like a whole new me!!!!...

But, as with everything in life... with every up, comes a few downs.... For instance: now every song I hear on the radio I evaluate as having guitar hero potential..... I pick up my real guitar thinking im going to be amazing at it now that I figured out how to move both hands independently of one another, then realize... I still SUCK!...... My typing abilities have gone down the pooper due to my hands being totally used to pushing 5 color coded buttons and not an entire alphabet worth of letters that are all over the place.... when I look down off the television screen, everything in the room pulses in this weird wavelike fashion... (very strange... I know.....) and last but not least..... I actually know now who sings the song "Psychobilly Freakout"... wtf? lol

So for all you out there reading this.... If you have a PS2... I advise you to go out, spend the $80 bucks and call me when you've beaten the game on easy.... and I will challenge you to a guitar hero duel!! Oh it's soooooo ON!!!!!!!

I have a bone to pick....

I would just like to take a brief minute to discuss this past weekend..... As you all know it is January.... and I live in New York.... and this past saturday the temperature here was 70degrees.... can we say global warming??? Well since the weather was sooo beautiful, Tucker and I spent the earlier part of Saturday hiking over at Lake Minnewaska, which was just awesome, and beautiful, and WINDY, which was still okay because even WITH the windchill the temperature was still over 60 degrees!! lol anyways.... though this past weekend was just perfect, I am still a little bitter about our total lack of winter...You see.... I'm a skiier.... and well.... I am having ski-withdrawl as we speak....... I havent even seen snow yet this year, except for a flurry or two, which in the end, was probably just pollution or something..... totally lame... Anyways, I just want mother nature to acknowledge the fact that she fucked up this year, and I am not exactly happy about it..... So as soon as possible if you wouldnt mind hitting us up with a blizzard or two that would be GREAT!
Thanks a bunch! buh bye!

Happy New Year......

So its been a while since I last posted a blog, and realized that a whole ton of stuff has happened since my last post... Things such as Christmas, New Years, my mothers ENGAGEMENT, my grandmothers ENGAGEMENT, my sister coming home, my neighbors flooding their home, more bird crappings on my car, more work being done to my house, more uncertainty than anything.... so all in all... Things have been rather interesting to say the least...

Guess we will start off with Christmas..... well..... I had a tough time dealing with the fact that this is going to be my last christmas spent in my house, which will be going on the market sooner than expected.... I also had a difficult time dealing with the fact that for the most part, I spent christmas alone, because my mothers new FIANCE (ill get to that one in a min) is more important then her two kids..... And YES! I did say "Fiance".....thats right! the MARRIED man who my mom has been seeing for the last 3months proposed to her saturday before christmas, and felt the need to come to my job to break the news to me.... (JERKS!) Its sad that now, I actually look forward to going to work based on the fact that its the only way I get a break from all the craziness thats been going on around here..... mainly being, my mother completely losing her mind!! I know, I should be happy for them, and YES! I am glad that my mother is "finally" (as quoted by her) happy.... because apparently my sister and I have been such a burden on her life which just made her MISERABLE..... (note to self: USE BIRTH CONTROL!!! as to avoid having a "miserable" life..Thanks Mom!!.....) Moving on.....

The New Year couldnt have started off any better.... Spending an entire day with Coach and her hubby and the Dutchess sitting around watching movies and taking naps because we were sooo exhausted from the night before!... Which by the way was spent at Mahoneys.... (yeah yeah... totally sick of that place, but it had its perks on New Years Eve.... that being Nuts in a Blender) Tucker was away for the weekend, so my midnight kiss was with the Dutchess... which wasnt bad, but coulda used a bit more tongue action! lol... just kidding..

So heres to YOU! 2007!!! If you wouldnt mind ending a bit sooner that would be lovely, because I have a feeling this coming year isnt going to be one of the better ones..... but ya never know... perhaps this is the kick I've been needing.... I just wish I had a bit more support on the parental end of the spectrum.... but I dont see that happening anytime soon, since as of this morning all my mom cared about was whether or not I have been going to the gym lately..... (which I went to last night by the way) Nothing like seeing someone after a week and a half and the first thing out of their mouth is "have ya been to the gym lately?"..... yeah ask me how I handled that one next time ya see me!! (forewarning..... NOT WELL!!) Well as to not bore you all with my blog this evening..... I will leave it at that....

for now.....