Oh Halloween.....and the things you make me do!

Okay... so last night was yet another fun filled evening with the ladies and some others!! We went to a Halloween party thrown by Bear at Rollermagic!! yeah yeah... I know what your thinking.... LAME!!! But no!! You are wrong.... Last night was off the hook yo! lol (guess some of the Hyde Park Ghetto rubbed off on me....) Anywho... so about an hour before I head out the door, it dawns on me that I have quite possibly the BEST costume EVER to wear.... Probably the sluttiest thing you have ever seen!! I was only wearing a THONG! (oh! and about a 200lb fat suit!!!) ((SEE PICTURE BELOW))

Yea! CHECK OUT THOSE TITIES!!! just sayin..... anyways, I didnt win sexiest costume, and neither did the Dutchess who was looking mighty HOT, or Noelle who pulled off a full body, form fitting, black pleather matrix style ensemble which I wouldn't have even made an attempt to stuff an arm into, let alone my entire body!! (Kudos go to you girl! You looked Great!!) Well in the end. the fat kid suit was removed due to it being the fucking HOTTEST costume ever made, and it being..... well....... not so sexy.......lol But all in all... yet another fabulous time was had by all, and despite gaining an extra hour of sleep last night, I still managed to only get about 2hours all morning, after going to bed around 6:30 this morning as the sun was coming up.... Go me!!....... Happy Halloween!!! :-)

Dear, The Beer God's.....

Okay..... so I just need to destress really quick, and I figured a blog would be the quickest and easiest way to do it!... so here I go.....

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Okay...... I feel a little tini tiny bit better now...... but not really..... Guys can you all please cross your fingers and hope to whatever it is that you hope to that I get this new job!!.... Cuz work is KILLING me, and I am NOT looking forward to still being there for another Holiday season...... I just may poke out my left eye if I'm still there in a few weeks...... so yeah..... Pray to the beer gods that all goes well.... PLEASE!!!!!!!! for the sake of us all....... DO IT!!!!

Thank you! ;-/

As promised.....

Okay..... well here it is..... the much anticipated blog about last nights happenings.....

Well the night started off as any other would.... I worked till midnight, then met up with the Dutchess, Bear, Noelle, and the Pixy at the Hyde Park Brewery.... Needless to say... It was LAME.... so after drinking my FREE beer (thanks dude at the bar!), which took me about an hour to get we decided to head over to the Eveready Diner.... also pretty lame on any normal night, BUT this night involved me and my dirty mind, and before we knew it we were discussing Veiny Horse Cock (which I give all credit to the dutchess herself for) Anyways, we somehow even got the waiter involved in our conversation, that was until he turned beat red, handed us the check and walked away....lol... ( I tend to have that effect on guys!!)

Okay, so my friends were having a birthday/halloween costume party last night as well... Which I totally wanted to go to earlier, but wouldn't miss hanging out with Pixy before she leaves us :-(.... well after the diner, I couldn't wait to get down there.. (I even came prepared with a costume and all!!) So I suggested to everyone that they come down with me, and both the Dutchess and Bear decided to tag along..... BEST DECISION THEY EVER MADE!!! Let me tell you.... So we get there and there are drunken bastards EVERYWHERE!! and everyone is in full Halloween getup.... so after walking around for a few minutes trying to decipher who is who under all the makeup and wigs I find people I know and let the drinking begin!! :-)

Well to make a long story short.... I left there covered in marker, layers upon layers of it all over my chest.... I had a penis on my left boob, and a heart on my right, and a smiley face in the middle.... along with about 5 singnatures of people that were there.... I know what your thinking.... "flick you're crazy!!" but no... the Dutchess was covered in just as much marker as I was if not more!! and so was Bear!!! And let me tell you.... It was NOT in appropriate places!!! I am still a little shocked to be quite honest!! lol... anyways.... so my friend Michelle STILL has my signature on her butt and I'm sure everyone else I wrote on is having just as tough of a time getting the marker off as I am!! :-)

Well the night came to an end around 5:30 this morning, with me and the BINJAAA talking like two crazy gay drunkards (even though I was completely sober at this point).... and people sticking to the beer/alcohol covered floor......... it was all around... a FANTABULOUS evening!!! And I got lots and lots of pictures to prove it!!! ;-)

WAIT FOR IT..........

Probably one of the most entertaining blogs EVER will be coming at ya realllllyyy soon..... just as soon as I get around to it...... but here is a little preview of whats to come::

Veiny Horse Cock
Sharpie markers
Penis's
BOOBS!!! Lots and lots of BOOBS!!!
BINJA's!!!

Oh! and a camera to catch all the action!!! woohoo!!! :-)

I was not alone.....

What the hell....... Since when am I not the ONLY one at the gym at midnight on a Tuesday??... This is just dissapointing....... there are other insomniacs out there besides me! and they are invading my gym time!!!! Grrrrrrr.......

I DONT like to follow the stupid red and green light on the wall, and when there are "others" I HAVE to! this is just Bull S&*T! and I'm a little angry.... So on that note.... I am moving my gym up to 1am instead of midnight!!! Thank's ya little jerks!!

Only horse people will enjoy this one......

So its Monday now..... and as everyone knows.... Mondays are my Barn-days...... and well... this monday wasnt looking as though there was going to be any barn happening (due to my coach cancelling my lesson for this evening).... That was until about 11:00 this morning when my friend from work called asking if I wanted to go see her horse today!!!! WOOHOO!!! Now her and I are total dorks, and have the ability to talk about horses for an entire 8 hour shift of work 5 days a week....... Yes... I am just as productive there as I am online.... lol anyways.....

So I pick her up and we head out to her barn..... Which was quite lovely by the way....... and go out to the paddock to get her horse.....and wasn't she just a sweetie!!! Shes a 14 hand, 5 year old white appolossa..... shes freakin adorable..... BUT...... shes green as all hell!..... She spooks at EVERYTHING!!! (including a butterfly and a trampoline!)

So....... I wasn't planning on riding her today, but couldnt resist once I got out there....

So the last time shes had anyone on her was back in July/August when she threw my friend off of her........( yeah..... I wasnt kidding when I said she was green!!!) So Daredevil Flick Decides to take a chance and get on her..... My friend took her out and lunged her for about 15 min just to get her moving again.... and then we tacked her up.... and I went on a helmet searching spree to find one that fit cuz mine is out at my barn..... (now....its a private barn, so basically I had to steal one from someone!! I choose the $400 GPA helmet that was ever so neatly hanging on one of the hooks.....yeah I have expensive riding taste!) I then preceeded to walk her back to the ring, and get on her..... well... that's when my friend said... "she doesnt do mounting blocks very well".....lol... oh lovely.... but actually, she was fine, I got on her, she backed up a little, threw her head in the air, got a little angry, but then we started walking.....

Yeeahhhhhhh... so walking is good..... she's a mare, so every little thing we did was a test... she would cut corners.... she would stop and stand there, until I kicked the shit out of her, or yelled at her..... she would throw her head up and down like a maniac!!!! so after about 10min of just fighting her at the walk I decided to give her a little squeeze and bring her up to a trot..... Talk about a total body workout!!! so shes a little crazy with the steering.... and shes also a little crazy with the speed and the spooking and jumping...... and then shes a little crazy in general and decided to try to buck me off a few times..... Being the decent rider that I am.... I totally felt it coming and was able to ride through it and then yell at her..... show her I was BOSS... and she WASN'T!!! So now after about 25min of fighting with her I decide to do some basic groundwork with her.... I worked on bending with her, and a little bit of framing, bringing her from a collected trot to a working trot.... she would throw a fit every once in a while, but she was definitly beginning to have a good time working........ FINALLY!!!!! This is where I finally felt like both her and I got something out of the hard work we had been doing.....

At this point I decide that I would try to canter her.... Now keep in mind that this is what my friend did when she was bucked off of her..... I am pretty used to horses being stupid during transitions, so I wasnt too worried about her, but my poor friend was just a little worried about me...... So this horse (who's name is Frankie) has NEVER before actually cantered from a walk... she has always been asked from a trot..... I decided I would make her go straight from a walk!!! Hell why not??? lol..... So I made a liar out of Frankie.... the first few tries she just sped up to a trot... and we would go right back down to a walk and I would ask her again.... then what do ya know?? She cantered!!!!! I was sooooo happy with her at this point, and my friend was just amazed that I was able to get her to do it!!! so after we cantered around for a few laps, in both directions, I decided to call it a day....... and Oh what a day it was!!!!

So now I have a horse to ride for free whenever I want to, cuz Frankie needs a lot of work..... and I got my horsie fix for the day!!! Horray!!! and despite me having bruises on my inner calves from not wearing half chaps and my hands being dyed black from the gloves I wore, I still had a wonderful time!! and yes I know.... I am a total dork!! Can't wait to head out there again!! :-)

Big Time Waster......

Well.... since myspace sucks and isn't working for like the 4th day in a row, I now have some free time to blog..... WOOHOO!!! I know... everyone is sooo excited!! I can feel the excitement through my computer....

anyways...... so its like 10:30 on sunday night..... I am bored as all hell.... I have an hour and a half to wait until the gym re-opens, and I'm not so sure I'm gonna make it...... I might just either die of complete boredom, or fall asleep because I may actually be a bit tired due to my 5AM WAKEUP CALL this morning by none other than the playa himself, and his drunk friends!!! Lucky me!! Good thing I didnt answer.... BUT.... I had just gone to bed about an hour and a half earlier.... and my alarm clock was set to go off at 6 for work.... so needless to say...I am NOT a happy camper... I only got an hour and a half of sleep last night (as opposed to my normal 3-4 hours)... then worked all day.... then cleaned my room..... got angry at my computer.... got angry at myspace... found out my friend is going to have a baby (which is kinda scary... long story) and talked about apple pie and cake with my buddie Jow for like an hour..... Now THATS what I call being productive!!! :-)

Oh and I would also like to briefly discuss how freaking COLD is it outside at the moment.... I currently have on two sweatshirts and am wrapped in a comforter with little arm holes so I can type... and I am FREEZING!!!! Which is NOT making me want to go outside to get in my car, wait for it to warm up, drive it to a gas station to put gas in it which means STANDING IN THE COLD, then getting back in only to get back out once I get to the gym... then sweat at the gym, and turn into a popsicle on the way home...... Hmmmmmmm........ the more I write the more this whole gym thing isnt sounding like such a wonderful idea..... But I know I am going to kickmyself tomorrow if I dont go..... hmmmmm maybe Ill have to go at a normal hour tomorrow since riding is out for the evening.... :-( Okay thats my Sunday night rant.... I hope everyone (anyone) reading this realizes that you just wasted valuble time doing something as unproductive as me writing this blog..... you are offically as pathetic as me at the moment!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

KICKBALLIN' GOOD TIMES!!!

I know its been a while since I've had anything interesting to blog about...... oh wait..... I NEVER have anything interesting to blog about...lol ANYWAYS...... I would just like to list off a few of last nights events that I thought were interesting......

1) I drank A LOT
2) I saw my ex after about 5months of not speaking to him(SHOOT ME!!!!)
3) I drunk called people (oops!)
4) I had some boy shove his tongue down my throat (GROSS!!! cuz hes a PLAYA! WORSE than the original Playa)
5) I had his friend/roomate tell me I was beautiful like 20times (total LIE!!! thank you!)
6) I drank a lot infront of family members
7) Went on a mission to save some girl who was yelling "HELP!" (everything was A-OKAY!)
8) I walked about 500 miles
9) I slept with a girl!! (lol... shared a bed.... so not really....but that sounded HOT for a second there!!... )
10) I "rode" the stairs all the way from the top.... down.... (and then my butt hurt)
11) I got Laid (by some old dude...... lol) ps- We're talking Hawaiin laid not laid laid...
12) I went to the bathroom about a million times....
13) Ate pizza at like 2am..... (but certainly not enough of it..) and lots and lots of salsa and chips!
14) Played a great game of flip cup... too bad my team SUCKED!!
15) Pole danced ( I think I found my calling!!)
16) Bonded with my teamates!!!
17) Bonded with other teamates!!!
18) and DRANK A LOT!!

and well.... because of all the drinking.... that is really all I remember from last night.... so yeah..... Crazy good times.... I love my kickballer friends!!! and all the crazy Kickballer good times!!! :-) and now that the vomiting has subsided and the hangover headache is feeling just a tiny bit better... I am going to go plop on the couch for the remainder of the evening..... adios!