Crackerjacks have just negated themselves from my kewl list FOREVER............

I just wanted to discuss really quick how LAME Cracker Jack prizes have gotten...... So my wonderful mother picked up a huge bag of CrackerJacks at BJ's recently... well I came home last night from Kickball... a little intoxicated... and well... a little high... and I was a little on the hungry side... So I decide a bag of crackerjacks would be such a wonderful idea... Then I started to get a little excited to see what my Super Kewl prize was going to be.... My heart sank as I searched through the bag and all I found was a little envelope thing which I knew couldnt fit anything to exciting into.... So I delicatley fold where is ever so cleverly says... "Fold and Tear here".... and all I got was a lame ass piece of paper with a hole in it that I could stick on the end of a pencil with a little green "booger" looking monster on it..... LAME!!!!