One day there was this Playa.... and there was this whore..... Oh and then there was Flick..... anyways..... One day flick catches the playa and his whore sucking face in the parking lot..... So flick confronts the playa about his whorish ways... and the playa plays it off like it was nothing..... Well flick isnt dumb.. no no... not at all..... Flick remembers that she has all the players passwords to get on his myspace page.... So flick and the dutchess decide to check things out a little..... and OH! what a shocker!!! The Playa is a fucking LIAR and well the whore..... is even more of a whore than we originally thought (which pretty much makes her a walking STD at this point)
Well to make a long story short..... The Dutchess and Flick had a wonderful afternoon full of vomiting all over themselves due to the emails they read between the playa and the whore... emails consisting of conversations about pussies and throbing cocks being inside one another and so on..... and OH! not to be overlooked.... the conversation the whore had with her mother because she heard all the happenings from the night before because the playa is soooooo fucking classy and did it with a 20 year old in her fucking parents house!!! (btw. the playa is 30) And apparently the Whore couldnt keep it down due to all the FAKING she had to pull off with the player due to his TINI-WEENIE!!! (I will not go into details about how Flick knows this.... but lets just leave it at that..... there HAD to be faking going on there!! A LOT of it!!!)
Well the moral of this story is....... DONT LIE TO FLICK!!! I am not stupid, and DO NOT underestimate my stalking abilites.... if I need to find something out, I WILL!!!! And when I call her a whore! Dont go all grumpy on my ass cuz you know damn well that I AM RIGHT!!!!
THE END ;-)
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And for those who really want know how much of a whore she is... http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f393/haagendaz6/parrrrty128-1.jpg
Notice the stripper poles.
Dutchess, that link is completely NSFW!!! A little warning next time! eew. I was feeling sad that I often leave the parties early, but I think I'm happy to not have to witness the playa nonsense. ick.
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