Okay..... well here it is..... the much anticipated blog about last nights happenings.....
Well the night started off as any other would.... I worked till midnight, then met up with the Dutchess, Bear, Noelle, and the Pixy at the Hyde Park Brewery.... Needless to say... It was LAME.... so after drinking my FREE beer (thanks dude at the bar!), which took me about an hour to get we decided to head over to the Eveready Diner.... also pretty lame on any normal night, BUT this night involved me and my dirty mind, and before we knew it we were discussing Veiny Horse Cock (which I give all credit to the dutchess herself for) Anyways, we somehow even got the waiter involved in our conversation, that was until he turned beat red, handed us the check and walked away....lol... ( I tend to have that effect on guys!!)
Okay, so my friends were having a birthday/halloween costume party last night as well... Which I totally wanted to go to earlier, but wouldn't miss hanging out with Pixy before she leaves us :-(.... well after the diner, I couldn't wait to get down there.. (I even came prepared with a costume and all!!) So I suggested to everyone that they come down with me, and both the Dutchess and Bear decided to tag along..... BEST DECISION THEY EVER MADE!!! Let me tell you.... So we get there and there are drunken bastards EVERYWHERE!! and everyone is in full Halloween getup.... so after walking around for a few minutes trying to decipher who is who under all the makeup and wigs I find people I know and let the drinking begin!! :-)
Well to make a long story short.... I left there covered in marker, layers upon layers of it all over my chest.... I had a penis on my left boob, and a heart on my right, and a smiley face in the middle.... along with about 5 singnatures of people that were there.... I know what your thinking.... "flick you're crazy!!" but no... the Dutchess was covered in just as much marker as I was if not more!! and so was Bear!!! And let me tell you.... It was NOT in appropriate places!!! I am still a little shocked to be quite honest!! lol... anyways.... so my friend Michelle STILL has my signature on her butt and I'm sure everyone else I wrote on is having just as tough of a time getting the marker off as I am!! :-)
Well the night came to an end around 5:30 this morning, with me and the BINJAAA talking like two crazy gay drunkards (even though I was completely sober at this point).... and people sticking to the beer/alcohol covered floor......... it was all around... a FANTABULOUS evening!!! And I got lots and lots of pictures to prove it!!! ;-)
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I take exception to your claim that the brewery was totally lame! Perhaps the bar itself was dead, and there were no veiny horse cocks, but we did have a good time while we where there... If only I had an ability to stay up past midnight, I would have brought my dildo impression to the afterparty. Maybe next time.
OMG, this was by far the best description of anything and everything that happened that night. I was going to blog about it but I just don't think that I have the ability to clarify it to the extent that you did without sounding like a dirty whore. Therefore, I shall just link to you in stead.
In response to noelle.....
You are right... the brewery wasn't lame... it was rather quiet and relaxing and there was penis talk going on there as well (well vibrator talk, which is just as good!!!)... but compared to the rest of the evening.... it just didn't compare....lol (though your vibrator impression woulda been a HUGE hit at the party!!!)
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